Friday, October 3, 2014

Dreams

Didn't get a screenshot from the middle so here

Dreams is a find-the-difference game in which you... find the differences between pictures. But this tells a story (a not very interesting one which I might add) and it apparently made its way onto a popular game website so mkay.

The graphics, as you can see, are pretty good, for a game like this. The art later on in the game is very nice, but I didn't get a screenshot of it. The story line is kinda eh. Like, she falls asleep and dreams about this chick and that's it. Coulda done a lil better on that. The only things I really had a problem with was that some of the differences were like impossible to find without the hints, the game was waaaaaaay too short, and that the mouse didn't seem to have enough sensitivity, so you had to click a few times for it to go through.

Other than that it's a rather good game, just for the graphics at least. You can play it here.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Strikeforce Kitty

Hermes y u suck so bad

Strikeforce Kitty is a game in which you play as four kitties (whom you dress up in costumes that give them different buffs and stuff) and you're on a mission to rescue the princess from a bunch of foxes. Foxes dressed up as famous characters, who you rip the clothing off of the dead corpses and then put them on your cat so it gets extra stamina. Yay.

The idea is pretty cool, because you die on each level and you get to reset and play it again after you customize your cats. You level up by collecting fish too, and the different colors of fish get you more points, which is a pretty basic and well-used system in games. What is pretty unique though is how each fox has a different outfit, and they have a chance to drop something each kill, so if you want the whole set of something for the bonuses you need to kill foxes multiple times. And the one fox shown on the screen, is a viking, and I killed him like 50 times before he dropped the chest piece.

I never really got to listen to the music, because there was a bunch of stuff playing irl. So I have no idea. The graphics are pretty good, and they really fit. The most annoying things to me, it just seems kind of laggy, and also killing things like 9001 times for them to drop stuff. Other than that, its a rather good game. You can play it here.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Papa's Pancakeria

Beating a level

Papa's Pancakeria is a game where you play as some guy/chick and you're in charge of running this pancake store. You start off ordering a pizza somewhere when your pet (Cookie the cat for the guy, Pickle the dog for the girl) jumps out of your car and you go and find them somewhere on top of a mountain. When you get there the shop owner leaves you a note that tells you to take care of the shop while they're gone.

This is basically like all the other Papa Louie cooking games, where you take orders on one screen, cook things on another screen, and decorate things on the last. The idea for this series of games is somewhat unique, because there are games like this but they're typically really crappy or hard to find.

Other than that, this game has pretty good graphics, the music is nice and fits the game, as do the sound effects. There aren't really any glitchy things that I found, and it's just pretty well built in general.

You can play it here.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

El Papel

What
El Papel is a game where you control El Macho's head and navigate through pipes and between cactuses and such to get to toilet paper, because you are trapped in a toilet stall with no paper and your 'Luchas' are about to start. And I'm assuming that the Luchas are a supr srs tournament.

The idea is kind of odd, but interesting. Because I don't think I've seen many games where you control this guy's head and his forever-stretchy neck to get toilet paper.So the idea is pretty good, the graphics are nice for this sort of game, and the music was fitting as well. The only thing that I really found that was wrong with it was how slidey the game was. Like it was easier to just reset the level than go back because of how slippery the controls were.

Other than that, it was an exceptional game. Play here.

Friday, September 26, 2014

Mermaid City

Rekt

Mermaid City (which isn't as nearly girly as it sounds) is a game where you play as Chad (le guy in the green shirt), who runs a hot dog stand at the beach. Then this 'punk kid' shows up and steals your business by threatening all your customers that he's going to stab them if they buy from you, so they all buy his hot dogs instead.

It's basically just a point-click game like the rest, but it's a lot better than Where's My Cat which I blogged earlier. This one has like at least 15+ minutes of game time if you're slower at this stuff than other people. I didn't really find anything wrong with the game actually, it was well-programmed.

The graphics, as you can see, were pretty good for a lil NotDoppler game, and the idea was somewhat new, as I don't think I've played as a hot dog vendor on the beach before. The music is kinda nice at first but it just gets really slow and boring after a bit. There's no slideyness because it's not that kind of game.

Play here.

Sequester

~This is the game that never loads, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started playing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue loading it forever just because...~
JK It loaded half an hour later

Sequester is a mildly horrifying game where you play as that lil kid dere and you travel throughout your dreams where you can listen to your dead sister talking to you. But oh man. This game is good as hell.

Basically you start off in your bed on each level. You wake up and you're like 'wut' and then you navigate throughout the zone. Each zone is 3D and you can walk to the edge of the screen and it flips you to another part. There are like, 30 zones in all? And at the beginning of each one, your sister tells you a part of her story before she died, but it's just told like she's having a chat, and not narrating something.

The controls are almost perfect, I just had a few moments sometimes where it slid but it's nothing too serious. The graphics are beautiful. The music is awesome and fits the game's theme and the narration is great. The only thing I didn't really like was the monsters in it, and that was only because they scared me to death the first time I saw one comin at me. Other than that it's an 11/10 game.

Playable here.

Where's My Cat?

Knockin dis guard out

Where's My Cat? is a somewhat disappointingly short game where you play as this old chick (Mrs. Glick) and you try and find your unnamed cat. The whole game time is like, 5 minutes. They could've put a lot more work into it but it's just one of those tiny games with nothing really to it.

Basically its just a point-click game where you pick up random (slightly hidden) objects around each zone and use them all to the best of your ability to get your cat back, who ran away. There really isn't much to say about it here since it had like nothing to it.

The idea? Not very original. The music? Was good, wish it didn't make me go deaf when I put my headphones on originally. Graphics? They were alright for this sort of tiny game. Overall I'd give this game a 4/10. Wish they put some more work into it. But it was cute. Here it is.